things i look for in a man
- styled hair
- tough exterior
- probably an asshole
- obsessed with money
- is actually a huge softie
- reads romantic poetry
- has a thing for rabbits
- protective over his loved ones
- is extremely hot
- aph netherlands
- bring him to me please
The Universe (a tv show on History Channel) always gives me a feeling of “This is either gonna give me or someone an existential crisis”
uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast
"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"
NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT
THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BEING ABLE TO FEEL SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH
and we’re one step closer to ending this mess now.
An anon requested an
"unconventional" set of tags for the tag gamegoing around (where people reblog and write in the words and click whatever tag shows up first). So here’s some ones that I don’t think I’ve seen around before!
Being southern is really funny cause were inherently fake as hell “bless your heart” is THE shadiest sentence in the entire lexicon of americanized english
my sister said that these short pieces of hair at the top of my hairline look like an upsidedown aph america nantucket
i dont know how to respond to that