zeldathemes
When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east…

Don't let numbers tell you what to do. You are blood and earth, not theory and chalk.

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then you shall return to me, my sun and stars.
There were two cake???
my sister just now for no reason

There is nothing more fragile than the ego of a white heterosexual republican conservative man in his late fourties

hetahumor:

pastabunnyveee:

but like isnt the entire purpose of estonia being here image

because he TECHnically IS HIMA?!

I look for hidden messages whenever Estonia is used because I assumed that’s how Hima worked, considering he owns the Mochis as well. Estonia is like a medium for Himaruya.

bitch calm down they’re just tissues no need to throw a fucking fit

w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

its-ga-linda-with-a-ga:

"we’re not queerbaiting these characters"

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vvincestiel:

czarcastic-dog:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board. 

but it should end with the big swell of music that makes people think they’re going for the kiss when really it’s for the fist bump ending

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

So you Think You Can Dance used 99 Luftballons for a first love esque story and I don’t know how to feel about this

my-five-meters:

Okay are eren and mikasa related? Are they brother and sister or something? I’m so confused.

adoptive brother and sister

carbonbasedfangirl:

fuzzykitty01:

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

image“perfect”
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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

It’s back and still beautiful!

oh my god

  #disney    #mulan    #i love that movie  

my-five-meters:

carriedass:

my-five-meters:

Okay so I’m a little scared to start episode 5 because in the last four episodes alone over 20,000 people died

haha yeah it gets worse

you’re kidding

right

not really

my-five-meters:

Okay so I’m a little scared to start episode 5 because in the last four episodes alone over 20,000 people died

haha yeah it gets worse

thats okay just shoot your fucking father while hes taking a shit